Jesse Frankel

Years in Faux Paz: Since Fall 2005
Year in College: Junior
Major: Criminology / Crim. Justice
Favorite Cartoon Superhero: Underdog (He's the man)
Shtick: After suffering rejection at the hands of the Faux Paz in the fall of '04, Jesse became a vagrant commonly seen walking College Park at night. Following numerous run-ins with the law and a brief stint in rehab, Jesse fled the country. Finally he found solace out east in the form of a Tibetan monastery. One morning while practicing his mantra, Jesse heard the sweet sounds of a cappella fill the room and it was in that moment that he realized what he had to do. So he flew home and with phenomenal luck it was audition time yet again. Following a much needed nap and meal, Jesse finally fulfilled his dream… of winning the super bowl, woops wrong bio. Anyway, he would like to thank you for listening to (or reading) his story and reminds you to FEAR THE NUBBIN!!

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