| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Stat Key |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | W | 320 | 140 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 200 | 15.38 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 155 | 215 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.50 | 8 | 80 | 10.00 |
| Brandeis | L | 120 | 295 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 6.00 | 1.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| Total Eclipse | L | 130 | 290 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 6.50 | 1.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Howard A | W | 125 | 60 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 6.25 | 1.50 | 7 | 50 | 7.14 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | W | 230 | 90 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 11.50 | 2.00 | 11 | 115 | 10.45 |
| Howard A | W | 300 | 55 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 15.00 | 0.33 | 11 | 200 | 18.18 |
| Howard A | W | 210 | 100 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 20 | 10.50 | 0.50 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| Howard B | W | 145 | 60 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 20 | 7.25 | 0.33 | 10 | 65 | 6.50 |
| Howard B | W | 225 | 35 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.50 | 11 | 120 | 10.91 |
| Total | 1960 | 1340 | 15 | 77 | 25 | 200 | 9.80 | 0.60 | 92 | 1090 | 11.85 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Groucho | Princeton | 10.0 | 4 | 26 | 11 | 200 | 1.32 | 0.36 | 265 | 26.50 |
| Harpo | Princeton | 10.0 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 200 | 0.28 | 0.67 | 55 | 5.50 |
| Zeppo | Princeton | 10.0 | 3 | 25 | 3 | 200 | 1.40 | 1.00 | 280 | 28.00 |
| Karl | Princeton | 10.0 | 6 | 22 | 8 | 200 | 1.35 | 0.75 | 270 | 27.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Princeton | L | 140 | 320 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| Brandeis | L | 85 | 385 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 20 | 4.25 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| Total Eclipse | W | 175 | 151 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 8.75 | 1.00 | 6 | 115 | 19.17 |
| Howard A | W | 260 | 96 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 13.00 | 1.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 50 | 320 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 2.50 | 0.00 | 2 | 30 | 15.00 |
| Princeton | L | 90 | 230 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 4.50 | inf | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Howard B | W | 130 | 95 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 6.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 60 | 8.57 |
| Howard B | W | 140 | 40 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.33 | 8 | 70 | 8.75 |
| Howard A | L | 81 | 170 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 4.05 | 0.00 | 6 | 21 | 3.50 |
| Howard A | W | 185 | 45 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 9.25 | 1.00 | 8 | 105 | 13.12 |
| Total | 1336 | 1852 | 7 | 55 | 12 | 200 | 6.68 | 0.58 | 62 | 741 | 11.95 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Crack Spice | Vice Girls/Villanova B | 8.0 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 160 | 0.50 | 1.00 | 80 | 10.00 |
| Adultery Spice | Vice Girls/Villanova B | 8.0 | 3 | 12 | 1 | 160 | 1.00 | 3.00 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Smirnoff Spice | Vice Girls/Villanova B | 8.0 | 1 | 15 | 2 | 160 | 0.97 | 0.50 | 155 | 19.38 |
| Gluttony Spice | Vice Girls/Villanova B | 8.0 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 160 | 0.66 | 0.00 | 105 | 13.12 |
| Heroin Spice | Vice Girls/Villanova B | 8.0 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 160 | 0.59 | 0.00 | 95 | 11.88 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Anais Ninjas | L | 185 | 235 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 9.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| Racial Stereotypes | L | 5 | 225 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 0.25 | 0.00 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | L | 81 | 220 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 4.05 | 0.00 | 4 | 41 | 10.25 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | L | 130 | 275 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 6.50 | 2.00 | 6 | 65 | 10.83 |
| Howard A | W | 120 | 55 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 6.00 | 1.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | L | 95 | 130 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.50 | 5 | 50 | 10.00 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | L | 40 | 140 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 10 | 3.33 |
| Princeton | L | 60 | 145 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Princeton | L | 35 | 225 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 1.75 | 0.50 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Total | 751 | 1650 | 5 | 33 | 8 | 180 | 4.17 | 0.62 | 38 | 386 | 10.16 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| George Clooney | Howard B | 9.0 | 1 | 17 | 2 | 180 | 0.97 | 0.50 | 175 | 19.44 |
| Adam | Howard B | 9.0 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 180 | 0.64 | 0.25 | 115 | 12.78 |
| Christian Bale | Howard B | 9.0 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 180 | 0.42 | 1.50 | 75 | 8.33 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Howard B | W | 235 | 185 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| Racial Stereotypes | L | 210 | 216 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 10.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 145 | 20.71 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | L | 180 | 211 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 115 | 16.43 |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | W | 305 | 95 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 15.25 | inf | 12 | 180 | 15.00 |
| Racial Stereotypes | W | 225 | 175 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 11.25 | 2.00 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | W | 215 | 140 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 10.75 | inf | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 140 | 315 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 7.00 | inf | 8 | 50 | 6.25 |
| Brandeis | W | 260 | 150 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 13.00 | 1.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | W | 300 | 130 | 13 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 15.00 | 13.00 | 21 | 30 | 1.43 |
| Total | 2070 | 1617 | 20 | 73 | 8 | 180 | 11.50 | 2.50 | 93 | 1080 | 11.61 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Wendell | Anais Ninjas | 6.0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 120 | 0.29 | 0.00 | 35 | 5.83 |
| Brick (Delta Force of Venus) | Anais Ninjas | 9.0 | 4 | 45 | 5 | 180 | 2.69 | 0.80 | 485 | 53.89 |
| Martin (Mr. Lucky) | Anais Ninjas | 7.0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 140 | 0.57 | 1.00 | 80 | 11.43 |
| Raghu (Crouching Tiger) | Anais Ninjas | 6.0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 120 | 0.62 | inf | 75 | 12.50 |
| Hillary (Anais Jewish Girl) | Anais Ninjas | 8.0 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 160 | 1.97 | 14.00 | 315 | 39.38 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Total Eclipse | W | 305 | 170 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 15.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 210 | 21.00 |
| Princeton | W | 215 | 155 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 10.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 150 | 21.43 |
| Howard A | W | 345 | 55 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 17.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 250 | 25.00 |
| Brandeis | L | 230 | 315 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 11.50 | 0.67 | 7 | 165 | 23.57 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | W | 320 | 50 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 190 | 14.62 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | W | 350 | 95 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 17.50 | inf | 12 | 225 | 18.75 |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | W | 270 | 180 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 13.50 | 1.00 | 9 | 180 | 20.00 |
| Anais Ninjas | W | 315 | 140 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 15.75 | 2.00 | 11 | 195 | 17.73 |
| Racial Stereotypes | W | 305 | 170 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 15.25 | 3.00 | 10 | 195 | 19.50 |
| Brandeis | W | 330 | 145 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 20 | 16.50 | 0.00 | 12 | 210 | 17.50 |
| Total | 2985 | 1475 | 11 | 90 | 10 | 200 | 14.93 | 1.10 | 101 | 1970 | 19.50 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Boomer | College Park Retirement Castle | 9.0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 180 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Scott M | College Park Retirement Castle | 10.0 | 3 | 23 | 2 | 200 | 1.32 | 1.50 | 265 | 26.50 |
| Scott Z | College Park Retirement Castle | 10.0 | 1 | 28 | 3 | 200 | 1.40 | 0.33 | 280 | 28.00 |
| Jack Scarbath | College Park Retirement Castle | 10.0 | 7 | 36 | 3 | 200 | 2.25 | 2.33 | 450 | 45.00 |
| Frank Reich | College Park Retirement Castle | 1.0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 1.00 | 0.00 | 20 | 20.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 170 | 305 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 80 | 8.89 |
| Howard A | W | 170 | 150 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | L | 151 | 175 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 7.55 | 0.00 | 6 | 96 | 16.00 |
| Princeton | W | 290 | 130 | 1 | 11 | 2 | 20 | 14.50 | 0.50 | 12 | 175 | 14.58 |
| Brandeis | W | 115 | 95 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 5.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 50 | 7.14 |
| Total | 896 | 855 | 1 | 40 | 4 | 100 | 8.96 | 0.25 | 41 | 501 | 12.22 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Bonnie Tyler | Total Eclipse | 5.0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 100 | 0.75 | 0.00 | 75 | 15.00 |
| F-Bomb | Total Eclipse | 5.0 | 1 | 24 | 2 | 100 | 2.45 | 0.50 | 245 | 49.00 |
| Nikki French | Total Eclipse | 5.0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 100 | 0.75 | 0.00 | 75 | 15.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Racial Stereotypes | W | 270 | 205 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 13.50 | 0.00 | 11 | 160 | 14.55 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | L | 130 | 165 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 6.50 | 0.33 | 7 | 70 | 10.00 |
| Howard B | W | 220 | 81 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 11.00 | 0.33 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| Anais Ninjas | L | 95 | 305 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Brandeis | L | 195 | 230 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 9.75 | 0.50 | 8 | 120 | 15.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 180 | 270 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| Racial Stereotypes | W | 195 | 150 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 9.75 | inf | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | W | 190 | 185 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.50 | 8 | 115 | 14.38 |
| Anais Ninjas | L | 130 | 300 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 6.50 | 0.50 | 4 | 95 | 23.75 |
| Total | 1605 | 1891 | 6 | 62 | 17 | 180 | 8.92 | 0.35 | 68 | 980 | 14.41 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Voltron | Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | 8.0 | 3 | 18 | 2 | 160 | 1.34 | 1.50 | 215 | 26.88 |
| Lysdexia Bear | Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | 5.0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 100 | 0.65 | inf | 65 | 13.00 |
| Partial Birth Abortion Bear | Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | 9.0 | 0 | 15 | 7 | 180 | 0.64 | 0.00 | 115 | 12.78 |
| Ethnic Cleansing Bear | Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | 7.0 | 1 | 11 | 4 | 140 | 0.75 | 0.25 | 105 | 15.00 |
| Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Bear | Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | 7.0 | 1 | 13 | 4 | 140 | 0.89 | 0.25 | 125 | 17.86 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | L | 205 | 270 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 10.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 140 | 17.50 |
| Anais Ninjas | W | 216 | 210 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 10.80 | 0.00 | 9 | 141 | 15.67 |
| Howard B | W | 225 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 130 | 11.82 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | W | 110 | 90 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 5.50 | 1.00 | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Anais Ninjas | L | 175 | 225 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 8.75 | 1.00 | 8 | 95 | 11.88 |
| Brandeis | L | 175 | 220 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.75 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | L | 150 | 195 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 7.50 | 2.00 | 9 | 55 | 6.11 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 170 | 305 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.67 | 7 | 105 | 15.00 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | L | 10 | 160 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 0.50 | 0.00 | 1 | 10 | 10.00 |
| Total | 1436 | 1680 | 9 | 56 | 21 | 180 | 7.98 | 0.43 | 65 | 846 | 13.02 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Drunken Irishman | Racial Stereotypes | 9.0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 180 | 0.33 | 0.00 | 60 | 6.67 |
| Cheap Jew | Racial Stereotypes | 9.0 | 1 | 20 | 4 | 180 | 1.08 | 0.25 | 195 | 21.67 |
| Italian Mafioso | Racial Stereotypes | 9.0 | 4 | 14 | 5 | 180 | 0.97 | 0.80 | 175 | 19.44 |
| Well-Hung Black Man | Racial Stereotypes | 9.0 | 4 | 14 | 8 | 180 | 0.89 | 0.50 | 160 | 17.78 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Brandeis | L | 80 | 315 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 4.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 40 | 8.00 |
| Total Eclipse | L | 150 | 170 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 7.50 | 1.00 | 9 | 60 | 6.67 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 55 | 345 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | L | 96 | 260 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 4.80 | 0.00 | 6 | 36 | 6.00 |
| Princeton | L | 60 | 125 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Howard B | L | 55 | 120 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 4 | 30 | 7.50 |
| Princeton | L | 55 | 300 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Princeton | L | 100 | 210 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 70 | 23.33 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | W | 170 | 81 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 8.50 | 1.00 | 10 | 70 | 7.00 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | L | 45 | 185 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2.25 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Total | 866 | 2111 | 2 | 48 | 10 | 200 | 4.33 | 0.20 | 50 | 406 | 8.12 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Charles Manson | Howard A | 10.0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 200 | 0.30 | 0.00 | 60 | 6.00 |
| David Koresh | Howard A | 10.0 | 0 | 18 | 6 | 200 | 0.75 | 0.00 | 150 | 15.00 |
| Bubb Rubb | Howard A | 10.0 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 200 | 0.60 | 1.00 | 120 | 12.00 |
| Nazgul | Howard A | 10.0 | 1 | 12 | 1 | 200 | 0.65 | 1.00 | 130 | 13.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Howard A | W | 315 | 80 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 15.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 210 | 19.09 |
| Vice Girls/Villanova B | W | 385 | 85 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 20 | 19.25 | inf | 13 | 250 | 19.23 |
| Princeton | W | 295 | 120 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 14.75 | 0.33 | 11 | 195 | 17.73 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | W | 315 | 230 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 15.75 | inf | 11 | 195 | 17.73 |
| Total Eclipse | L | 95 | 115 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | W | 230 | 195 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 11.50 | inf | 10 | 125 | 12.50 |
| Racial Stereotypes | W | 220 | 175 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 11.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| A Well-Balanced Party | W | 275 | 100 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 13.75 | inf | 12 | 135 | 11.25 |
| Anais Ninjas | L | 150 | 260 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 7.50 | 1.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 145 | 330 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 7.25 | inf | 7 | 65 | 9.29 |
| Total | 2425 | 1690 | 13 | 83 | 7 | 200 | 12.12 | 1.86 | 96 | 1435 | 14.95 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Hannah | Brandeis | 10.0 | 3 | 11 | 1 | 200 | 0.75 | 3.00 | 150 | 15.00 |
| Evan | Brandeis | 10.0 | 5 | 39 | 6 | 200 | 2.17 | 0.83 | 435 | 43.50 |
| Matt | Brandeis | 10.0 | 5 | 33 | 0 | 200 | 2.02 | inf | 405 | 40.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | W | 165 | 130 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 100 | 12.50 |
| Anais Ninjas | W | 211 | 180 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 10.55 | 1.00 | 9 | 121 | 13.44 |
| Howard B | W | 275 | 130 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 20 | 13.75 | 0.25 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| Racial Stereotypes | L | 90 | 110 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 4.50 | 1.00 | 4 | 50 | 12.50 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 95 | 350 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 4.75 | 1.00 | 6 | 35 | 5.83 |
| Anais Ninjas | L | 140 | 215 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.33 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| Brandeis | L | 100 | 275 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 5.00 | 1.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| Rejected Care Bears Strike Back | L | 185 | 190 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 9.25 | 2.00 | 10 | 80 | 8.00 |
| Racial Stereotypes | W | 160 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 70 | 7.00 |
| Total | 1421 | 1590 | 9 | 59 | 18 | 180 | 7.89 | 0.50 | 68 | 786 | 11.56 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Paladin | A Well-Balanced Party | 8.5 | 0 | 14 | 10 | 170 | 0.53 | 0.00 | 90 | 10.59 |
| Sorcerer | A Well-Balanced Party | 6.0 | 0 | 14 | 3 | 120 | 1.04 | 0.00 | 125 | 20.83 |
| Cleric | A Well-Balanced Party | 6.5 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 130 | 0.73 | 0.75 | 95 | 14.62 |
| Ranger | A Well-Balanced Party | 9.0 | 4 | 14 | 1 | 180 | 1.08 | 4.00 | 195 | 21.67 |
| F-Bomb | A Well-Balanced Party | 3.0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 60 | 1.33 | inf | 80 | 26.67 |
| Belinda Carlile | A Well-Balanced Party | 2.0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 40 | 1.25 | 0.00 | 50 | 25.00 |